Where's Amber?

Tomorrow I will not be posting. I am headed to P-town beotches. I am going to see U2 in concert with Annalisa. We have floor tickets and she is the BIGGEST fickin’ U2 fan ever. She is hoping to get inside the “circle” thing. It’s like the inner stage. I am taking my camera but I doubt I will really get any good shots. I’ll post a good pic if I get one.

We are going to the mall to do some shopping. If the Mills wasn’t so far, I’d probably go check out that hot bartender. (Mostly for my sister of course, I am happily married to hotness.)

I am going to get a few halter tops for Las Vegas next weekend. I have a 20% off coupon for Lerners. Very exciting!

So if you begin to wonder where I have disappeared to, I am out and about without my laptop. Hopefully the world will continue to spin.

For your reading pleasure, please enjoy the following from an email I recieved today:

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

EDIT: Today is the best Friday ever so far (for being awake for 16 minutes or so). I am blog of the day at Denny's. (Not the restaurant, the guy on the side bar under Blogs I Read Often.) Also, Jake re-posted his pic. He is my muse, dahling. If you appreciated me posting my pic, I did it because Jake did. (I'm a total follower.)